Wednesday, November 20, 2013

I'm looking for a new bike

New carbon 1%er bling machine? Faux logger stocking cap in the summer hard tail twentysixerriderer? EFF U ALL fatty fat bike? Previously worn "outdated=26" am squish bike from forever ago in 2012? Single speed PBR powered titanium marzocchi v brake it gets no more real than this mobile?

Nope. THIS. 

It is happening right now. 


  1. Hurry and get something! Its a bummer to have to keep tellign people that you quit mountain biking

  2. Perfect. Ride able right out of the box.