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Welcome, suckers. 

This ride is brought to you by no one. The person sending this email and the persons or organizations your see at the ride are not responsible or liable for you in any way. The Sick Puke is an annual flash mob style ride that has happened spontaneously for over a decade. The Sick Puke just is. Show up and ride at your own risk. 

DEETS:

Start - 

Porter Creek CG 8:00 AM Sunday October 27th

http://www.capitolforest.com/trailmaps.html

Route - 

This year's course will be a super neat tour of Capitol Forest in a way most of you have not seen it. There will be some road touring, and it will be nice and scenic and super sweet. Some trails too, of course. 

Course map will be provided the morning of (being route prepared or pre riding is not approved. save that weak-ass destiny manipulation for all that time your waste at the races.)

Loop 1 GREEN 35 miles +6500' - 6500'

Loop 2 RED 28 miles +6164 +6164

These figures are calculated on a computer mapping program. They are probably wrong. Not sure which way, either. 

Don't start the second lap if you don't think you will be back by dark - no one wants to wait for you that long. Do what you want. It's your ride. 

ROUTE FINDING WILL(HOPEFULLY) BE A CHALLENGE 

If you have not done so already, load this handy-dandy map w/location tracker on your smart phone - 

http://washingtondnr.wordpress.com/2013/03/05/top-5-reasons-to-download-the-new-capitol-state-forest-map-onto-your-smartphone/

Support will provided at the start and finish(Porter CG) of each loop. Snacks, water, caffeine, drinks and copious amounts of Purple Kush, Girl Scout Cookies, Ballsack, Blueberry Yum Yum and Northern Lights #5 will be provided(probably not that last stuff though)

Be prepared to ride without support

Be self sufficient 

Team up

Pair up

Ride alone 

If you do go rogue and ride alone, don't get lost or hurt - no one will miss you, come looking for you or help you - you will probably die  

This is the Sick Puke 

This is not meant to be a predictable experience

Hopefully you'll get lost, a little bit scared, kind of frustrated and really confused - you might even finish

And have some fun

THIS RIDE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NO ONE. RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK. DO NOT DISCUSS ON THE CFMTBee

And bring your friends!

If you or someone you know wants to help with support, please come/invite. 

This non-event is self supported through donations, and all proceeds go to FOCF. Bring some cash or checks if you can spare it. Yes, you fed workers can spare it. We just back paid you for that month vacation on top of the unemployment you collected and get to keep. 

Oh. And your 2012 shirts will be waiting for you at Porter, maybe.