Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Confession: I've been doping

I know, as if it weren't obvious from my numerous winning(fiction) race results. As everyone knows, if you are winning you must be cheating. And there is no way to place top 20 in the CFC SD without some sort of performance enhancer either - this is a known fact. And I don't partake in the more common Capitol Forest performance enhancer - riding your way through a hangover, or a hangover with a light buzz, or just a buzz. Nothing makes you want to get through a race faster and over the the finish line sooner than nausea, a headache and waves of dizziness.

Drinking over priced dried pond scum and boiled nettles is the only option I am left with. Juiced up on green. Confession over, I feel like a big weight has been lifted. Yes, Oprah. I am ready for my interview. Confessions of a weekend warrior.


  1. Isn't that first one an intestinal disease? Or is it an std? I know its one of the two.

  2. I'm also on the Chlorella/Spirulina/Raw cacao/Raw vegan protein doping program. I'm only missing the blue green algae.